|ProgressQuest Roleplayer's Best Friend v0.8.6||Interactive Random RP Story Generator|
My friend Derard the mighty Greater Gnome and I were merrily on our way. Little did I know that my Holy Banded Scale Mail vest, a nice piece of armor, would be put to a test soon No one expected a group of Shedus to appear all of a sudden! While hacking away at our enemies, we could see Baluchitheriums clad in Festooned Studded Macrame approaching from the east. Soon they would also be corpses. One of them nearly stabbed Derard in the back, but being a Ur-Paladin he swiftly dodged the attack. Only magic can save us now!", I said, and began casting Rabbit Punch XV. The effect was a deadly one. With one swift chop Derard decapitated the last three of the things. "Not bad for a Greater Gnome, huh?", he said, and victory was ours.