|ProgressQuest Roleplayer's Best Friend v0.8.6||Interactive Random RP Story Generator|
It was on the day when I left to fulfill my quest, "Exterminate the Lichs". Long forgotten were the days when I still thrust my Invisible Stick into hordes of Bugbears. Suddenly dozens of Swamp Elfs with their Shortswords appeared out of nowhere! My trusty Invisible Stick hacked into throats, arms, legs, even antennae! One of them nearly stabbed Cigoa in the back, but being a Hunter Strangler he swiftly dodged the attack. Only magic can save us now!", I said, and began casting Hastiness VIII. The effect was a deadly one. With one swift chop Cigoa decapitated the last three of the things. "Not bad for a Demicanadian, huh?", he said, and victory was ours.